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Streaming Land of the Lost Online

Friday, January 8th, 2010
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“Captain Kirk’s nipples!”

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…and if that quote didn’t tell you the new big budget big screen “Land of the Lost” film isn’t exactly directed at the Saturday morning TV crowd… I fondly recall spending those mornings in the 70’s with Will, Holly, Dr. Marshall and the Sleestak, so when I heard Will Ferrell would be taking the lead I was content in the knowledge that the campiness of the original Sid and Marty Kroft show would be preserved. As fate would have it this preservation extends even to the cheesy theme song which Ferrell nearly performs in one scene…this theme song pretty much covers the series and movie’s premise…the aforementioned characters, on a “less than” routine expedition via an earthquake and a tachyon gadget (this part is new) end up in a parallel space they call the “Land of the Lost” complete with prehistoric critters and lizardmen. Unlike the series they need to find Dr. Marshall’s misplaced gadget in order to get home, this leads to lots of mishaps and sight gags. But as I mentioned, this is not your father’s “Land of the Lost” this is a Will Ferrell, albeit watered down, but nonetheless, a Will Ferrell film, so as you’d expect there is overt crude references flying aplenty, including hot Sleestak-on-Sleestak action (not really on screen), nothing to cringe-worthy…although some drug and vague sexual jokes.

“LOTL” is bookended by a “TODAY” show sequence in which Matt himself interviews Dr. Marshall about is kooky space/time theories and then again later interviews a vindicated Dr. Marshall at the movie’s end. Dr. Marshall is classic Will Ferrell, the pompous, dimwitted boob he plays soooo well, so you know precisely what you will get upon entering the theater. This time he is a nutty paleontologist who has a strange fixation on “Chorus Line” and comfort food binges. “Land of the Lost” is more “Elf” than “Anchorman”, I guess. What is new here is the digital dino and big bug eye candy, not really the norm for a Ferrell film, more in the spirit of Ringo Starr’s “Caveman” than “Jurassic Park” though (especially the cave-boy-speak).

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The kitsch aside, if possible, “LOTL” includes some impressive sets, some true to the original show, like the Sleestak ruins and some less Kroft, but equally cool, parallel world Bermuda Triangle parallel world clutter ala desert complete with missing ships, planes and gas stations. Also true to the Kroft look are the Sleestak lizard people (one of which is voiced by Leonard Nimoy a.k.a Spock) who look largely unchanged, but I’d have bought a ticket just for them anyway.

I went into this film not expecting a whole lot. But because of curiosity from watching it growing up and the fact that my kids wanted to see it I ended up being satisfied with my 1.5 hours spent. The scenes that bookend the movie with Matt Lauer were the best, but I also enjoyed Ferrell’s constant harrassment of Cha-ka. The drug part could have been used for something that was actually funny. Danny McBride had some funny moments that were over the head of my kids (thank goodness) mostly with Anna Friel who played it straight through the whole movie and was there to provide some `eye candy’ for the late teens and older crowd. CGI effects were good and the Sleestacks were great! Not a lot of laugh out loud moments for me (except the bookends) but worth a rental on a weekend night and some popcorn. PG-13 for a reason- you know your own kids, go with your own judgment.

Watch Troy – Director’s Cut Online!

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

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No doubt about it, the 196-minute unrated director’s cut of Troy represents a significant improvement over the film’s original 162-minute theatrical release–and not just because it has more sex and violence. As director Wolfgang Petersen notes in his new “Troy Revisited” video introduction to this 2-disc special edition, he didn’t have the time or directorial discretion (prior to Troy’s release in 2004) to present a cut that more closely matched his vision for the film. Three years later, Petersen approached the film with a more relaxed perspective, and the result is a well-crafted expansion on a film that was previously underrated, with 30 minutes of previously unseen material. Character dynamics have been improved and intensified; the epic-scale narrative is now easier to follow, with greater emphasis on the inner turmoil of Achilles (well played by Brad Pitt) and his rivalry with Hector (Eric Bana); and viewers will feel a more satisfying escalation of tension and suspense from battle to battle. The film’s enormous battle scenes (impressively enhanced with CGI) are bloodier and gorier, but they’re also more effectively integrated into the political story, which goes beyond Homer’s The Iliad and the death of Hector to incorporate elements of Virgil and a more revealing study of the differences between Trojan king Priam (Peter O’Toole) and his megalomanical Greek rival, king Agamemnon (Brian Cox), whose lust for revenge is now one of the film’s most powerful ingredients. Some of Troy’s original weaknesses remain (such as Orlando Bloom’s wimpy performance as Paris), but overall, this director’s cut easily justifies its existence, regardless of the film’s overblown and historically inaccurate depiction of Troy as a gigantic city of massive columns and statuary. The good parts are better, and the not-so-good parts are more easily forgiven. And no matter how you cut it, Troy is a lavish feast for the eyes. –Jeff Shannon

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Get Fahrenheit 451 Online

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

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Ray Bradbury’s best-selling science fiction masterpiece about a future without books takes on a chillingly realistic dimension in this film classic directed by one of the most important screen innovators of all time, the late Francois Truffaut.

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Fahrenheit 451 was congenial! You have to determine this movie! A heavenly performance by Oskar Werner & Julie Christie make Fahrenheit 451 a “have to decide” movie!

The miraculous cast includes Oskar Werner, Julie Christie, Cyril Cusack, Anton Diffring, Jeremy Spenser. This cast just make Fahrenheit 451 the more breathtaking!

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Download Donizetti – L’Elisir d’Amore / Rescigno, Pavarotti, Blegen, Metropolitan Opera Online!

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

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The Metropolitan Opera performance of L’Elisir d’Amore is conducted by Nicola Rescigno and features Luciano Pavarotti in the title role. Donizetti’s graceful melodies have long endeared his L’Elisir d’Amore to operatic audiences and performers alike. Judith Blegen, Louise Wohlafka, Luciano Pavarotti, Nicola Rescigno, Sesto Bruscantini.

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Donizetti – L’Elisir d’Amore / Rescigno, Pavarotti, Blegen, Metropolitan Opera was blissful! You have to make no mistake this movie! A noticeable performance by Judith Blegen & Luciano Pavarotti make Donizetti – L’Elisir d’Amore / Rescigno, Pavarotti, Blegen, Metropolitan Opera a “ought to image” movie!

The spectacular cast includes Judith Blegen, Luciano Pavarotti, Brent Ellis, Sesto Bruscantini. This cast just make Donizetti – L’Elisir d’Amore / Rescigno, Pavarotti, Blegen, Metropolitan Opera the more remarkable!

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Watch Promises! Promises! Online!

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

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Actors: Jayne Mansfield, Marie McDonald, Tommy Noonan, Mickey Hargitay, Fritz Feld. This sexy shipboard romp about two women who are pregnant but don’t know which of the husbands is the father resulted in a headline-grabbing photo spread in Playboy Magazine. Comic Fritz Feld gives Tommy Noonan a pill to help him become a father was this the original “blu pill?” DVD Bonus & Features: Actors Bios, Scene Selection Menu, Uncensored on the set Photo Shoot, Original Theatrical Trailers for both “hot” and “cold” versions: DVD-5, Dolby Digital, 75 minutes, B&W, 1.85:1, NR, 1963.

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